Viagra
Grandpa and Grandma were visiting the kids overnight, when Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son‘s medicine cabinet.

He asked the son about using one of the pills, and the son said “I don‘t think you should take one; they‘re very strong and very expensive.“

“How much?“ asked Grandpa.

$10.00 a pill answered the son.

“I don‘t care,“ said Grandpa, “I‘d like to try one, and I‘ll leave the money under your pillow as soon as I break this $50.00 bill.“

The next morning the son found $110.00 under his pillow. He said to Grandpa, “I told you each pill was $10.00, not $110.00.“

“I know,“ said Grandpa. ”The hundred is from Grandma.

There were three babies in a woman‘s stomach, and they were
discussing what they would like to be when born and grown up.
The first one said, “I wanna be a plumber.“ The others laughed at this,
and asked “Why plumber?“ He replied, “so I can fix the pipes in here, it‘s kinda
leaky.“
The second one said, “I wanna be an electrician. “ The others
laughed at this and asked “Why an electrician? “ He replied, “So I
can get some lights in here, it‘s dark!“
The third one said, “I wanna be a boxer.“ The others thought this was hilarious,
and laughed for a full 5 minutes, before asking, “Why in God‘s name do you
want to be a boxer?“

He replied, ”So I can beat the hell out of that bald guy who keeps
coming in here and spitting on us!

A man was being chased by a lion in the jungle. As he gets tired and feels he can‘t run anymore he stand still and pray:

‘Ohhhhh God, would you please make this lion a Christian pleeeeese!!! !!!!‘

As requested, God made the lion a Christian. As it reaches him the lion Kneels down and pray:

‘Thank you Lord for providing this meal. Bless me as I eat, in Jesus‘ Name. Amen‘

For many Christians, prayer is a challenge. Please as you pray be specific. The man should have asked for a lion to be made a vegetarian Christian and not just a Christian!!!

So when you ask God to make you a millionaire don‘t forget to specify the currency because you may become a millionaire in Zimbabwean dollars!!!.